Followers: 1.8 million
Sample tweet: "I just got hit by 2 cabs and they kept going, this is outrageous, the lack of respect for pedestrians is utterly disturbing,i'm no pisstified"
Sure, the Twitter account of the loudmouth wide receiver for the Cincinnati Bengals is one streaming cry for attention. But you've got to admit that he's worth a follow most of the time. Ochocinco will be in the midst of a Twitter battle with a media foil one minute, then ragging on New York City cab drivers the next. And who else offers inspirational nuggets such as this: "One of the best traits u can have as a human being is the I don't give a f--- trait!!!Most are born with it,does this trait run in your fam?" Good question, Chad. Hey, academics, can we see a study on the hereditary nature of "I don't give a f---"?
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