The egg and shoulder horns were weird. The dancing was good. And her ponytail whipping might even beat out Willow Smith's for Best Performance by an Artist's Hair. But Gaga's new song, "Born This Way," sounds like a cross between Sister Sledge's "We Are Family" and Madonna's "Vogue." It would be perfect for a clothes-changing montage in a remake of The Birdcage. But as a pop song? She can do better.