Your head hurts, your stomach is sour, and you feel like a jerk for having had too much to drink last night. You may have said something really stupid to that girl/guy from wherever. You may have danced on the table wearing a Nixon mask. You probably shouldn't have kissed that person the way you did. You woke up in the doghouse. No, literally you woke up in your neighbor's doghouse. Might as well just own it. You did stupid things, you feel like crap, life isn't fair. Wah-wah! Well, look at that hangover's disappearing already.