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It seems that Tiger Woods has a thing for the Perkins restaurant chain, especially its waitstaff. According to Orlando, Fla., waitress Mindy Lawton, she and Woods carried on a long-term affair complete with trysts in church parking lots. (Even better: Lawton and Woods met while she waited on Woods and his wife, Elin Nordegren, at the Perkins restaurant where she worked.) Pull off the Lawton look with a decorated waitress costume of your choice. A Perkins shirt is ideal (if you can find one), but any waitress attire will work though in this case, the raunchier the better. For mistress accoutrement, print out the Perkins logo and attach it to your costume, let tiger-print lingerie peek out and maybe even add a little milkshake.