It doesn't promise to help ponytail growth, but Steven Seagal's Lightning Bolt does purport to be "a drink that holds untold natural power." The badass movie star claims that the energy drink is the first to contain Tibetan goji berries and Asian cordyceps. The last thing we'd want to do is pick a fight, but we can't help but wonder why such a specialized concoction is even necessary. All Popeye needed was a can of spinach.
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