Red laser lights. A dance floor that lights up. Booty dancers who are booty-dancing so hard you barely notice that Usher has changed the chorus of "OMG" from "Oh, my God" to "Oh, my gosh." This is what an MTV VMAs performance is supposed to look like. I hope he takes off his jacket soon. Wait, he just put more clothes on. What is happening? Did Usher get fat or something? Why can't I see his abs?
Grade: A- (not enough abs)