Why are divorce rates on the rise? Ask the brains behind the Better Marriage Blanket and they'll tell you flatulence is a primary cause. The "silent and deadly" problem slices through any couple's happiness in the bedroom. But there's a solution for $120 plus shipping and handling. On the surface, guests visiting the bedroom will see a blanket that resembles an average comforter. But underneath the sheets, the Better Marriage Blanket fights off farts via activated-carbon fabric, a material "used by the military to protect against chemical weapons." With a little help from commando culture, going commando is no longer an issue.
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