It's Dracula's dog. How awesome is that? Don't waste time trying to think about why Dracula has a dog. Don't waste time trying to think about why anyone would make a movie about said dog of Dracula. Just appreciate the fact that this exists. Next to Blacula, it's possibly the worst idea for a vampire movie. The film, more creatively named Zoltan: Hound of Dracula outside the U.S., easily set a new bar for exploitation of the vampire myth. Up next, Dracula's Parrot.