It doesn't take long to tire of having to choose either a trick or a treat. So what are adults without children (or adults whose children are spending the night with the grandparents) to do on such a ridiculously silly occasion as Halloween? Sure, the first five minutes of any party where people are dressed up as this or this are hilarious. But then what do you do for the rest of the night? No self-respecting grownup bobs for apples. Unless they're drunk, of course.
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