Old 1980s love ballads. Bad pop songs. Have you ever watched a music video and wondered what they're actually doing? Us too. Thankfully, literal music videos began popping up to explain what's really going on in bizarre videos like "Total Eclipse of the Heart." "When did spazzing out qualify as a dance? ... That angel guy just felt me up." The all-too-obvious narrations scored millions of viewers.
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