As if the annual holiday fruitcake wasn't already unappealing, in 2004 Jones Soda found a way to make it even grosser: turn it into a soda. That was just one of five flavors in a limited-edition holiday pack which included Green Bean Casserole Soda, Mashed Potato & Butter Soda, Cranberry Soda and Turkey & Gravy Soda designed to give you all the flavor of Thanksgiving dinner without requiring you to chew. Jones, a Seattle-based company that specializes in odd soft-drink flavors, donated a portion of the proceeds to charity, so we can't hate on the idea too much. Still: ew.
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