My friend Wayne just told me he boarded the plane paperless. They scanned a bar code from his phone. I'm jealous.
11:34 AM May 30th from web
Watching Leno tonight.
7:44 PM May 29th from Tweetie
We are gonna have a horse in the studio tomorrow.
8:36 PM May 28th from Tweetie
Dropped my iPhone last night. Shattered.
12:48 PM May 19th from Tweetie
I lost my phone somewhere between Albany and my apartment. But I've been yelling my tweets out the window. so, no worries.
9:07 AM May 10th from web
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