Suffering through any Michael Bolton song is bad enough. But having to suffer Bolton's overwrought version of the national anthem is doubly awful. What's worse, the curly-haired crooner had to rely on crib notes written on his hand to get through the 2003 ALCS at Fenway Park. The man has had eight Top 10 albums he should have at least been able to remember the lyrics to one of the nation's most-familiar tunes.
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