America's chinniest talk-show host blasts by in a sports car to the tune of "Hold On, I'm Coming." What messages does this send? (1) Don't worry, viewer, Jay Leno is coming to rescue you from watching five hours of crappy NBC entertainment! (2) After taking over one-third of prime time, Leno can buy as many sports cars as he wants.
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