Any experienced MySpacer knows it's not how hot a person is that matters, but how hot his friends are. Kucinich's wife, Elizabeth is bewilderingly attractive and the people who comment on his site are by the best looking of any candidate Nicole Richie keeps posting comments supporting his candidacy with various forms of "Yay!" Still, I couldn't get past the fact that if there was a MySpace party, and Dennis Kucinich walked up to me as my friend, he'd kill my game. Plus, listing your actual policies as your interests is lame. And, dude, make Elizabeth your top friend, not a guy named "Milkshake."
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