Quotes of the Day

An editorial by the fictional proprietor of
Thursday, Jun. 23, 2011

Open quoteIf these are not worthy of Pulitzer's jumped-up, scrap-heap medallion, then I do not know what is.Close quote

  • fictional publisher emeritus of the Onion, which has launched a campaign to win a Pulitzer Prize in celebration of its 1,000th issue
Photo: theonion.com | Source: TIME