Quotes of the Day

Stephen Colbert
Tuesday, Sep. 14, 2010

Open quoteTonight I'm going to announce ... that I'm going to ask you to stop sending me live animals.Close quote

  • host of The Colbert Report, after fans released doves near his studio to urge the talk-show host to hold a "Restoring Truthiness" rally to counter Glenn Beck's Restoring Honor event
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