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MIAMI - JANUARY 03: Jennifer Lopez attends the Miami Dolphins game at Landshark Stadium on January 3, 2010 in Miami, Florida.
Tuesday, Jan. 19, 2010

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  • JENNIFER LOPEZ,
  • singer, doing the monologue on comedian George Lopez's late-night show
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