Royal Faux Pas! What Not to Wear to the Big Wedding

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Princess Theodora of Greece
Rule No. 1: Don't wear white to a wedding. That color is reserved for the bride. Color aside; she's popping out of the bustier in a way that makes everyone else feel uncomfortable. Her sunburn lines should be covered up with makeup. Women with bigger busts need more support than this slim diagonal strap has to offer. There's nothing royal about this look. (The princess is shown here at the wedding of Prince Nikolaos of Greece and Tatiana Blatnik, August 25, 2010.)

Charla Krupp is the author of How Not to Look Old and How to Never Look Fat Again.

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