Fun with Photoshop: Obama's Other Awards

Olympic Gold
The members of the International Olympic Committee felt so bad after snubbing the President by denying his hometown its bid for the 2016 Games, they decided he needed a consolation prize. So they created the "Good Intentions" event, in which the butterflies-and-rainbows optimism of Obama reigned supreme. The President took home the gold in London, Rio and Chicago (where they chose to have the 2020 Games because they still felt bad).

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