The Whole Tooth

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For the nyah-nyah-nyah files: Remember the TIME O.J. cover? The magazine took a heap of flak three years ago for darkening The Juice's mug, making the accused look, um, more sinister. Well now rival Newsweek, which surely didn't spare the rod back then, has been caught whitening--and straightening!--the teeth of America's mother-of-the-moment Bobbi McCaughey for its Monday cover.

Magazine technicians "perhaps reconstructed too much," Newsweek spokeswoman Karen Wheeler said of the Topol's touch. "But it was not done to mislead the public or to do any inappropriate dental work." Okay, but will Newsweek be there when all the little McCaugheys need braces?