Football: The Big Sleep

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Hey wake up! The game's over, and the Bills are winners in a 9-6 yawner that saw no touchdowns and sent the nation to bed early. Federal investigators are now looking into whether they should assert their authority something this soporific should be regulated by the FDA.

What's needed here is a blast of brisk, lake-effect air. A trip to Cleveland in late October should do the trick. With the forecast for temperatures in the low thirties, it's perfect weather for a World Series night game.