What's needed here is a blast of brisk, lake-effect air. A trip to Cleveland in late October should do the trick. With the forecast for temperatures in the low thirties, it's perfect weather for a World Series night game.
Hey — wake up! The game's over, and the Bills are winners in a 9-6 yawner that saw no touchdowns and sent the nation to bed early. Federal investigators are now looking into whether they should assert their authority — something this soporific should be regulated by the FDA.