And They Said it Wouldn't Last

LOS ANGELES: "I am very much in love with Michael, I dedicate my life to being his wife." Less than two years after uttering these words, Lisa-Marie Presley on Thursday filed for divorce from Michael Jackson. Presley cited irreconcilable differences in her petition. People page editor Belinda Luscombe reports: "Lisa Marie probably fell in love with Michael Jackson because she saw someone in need. But she discovered that of all the people in Hollywood, Michael Jackson is the one who is truly weird. The surprise is not that they divorced; the surprise is that they married in the first place." One group sure to be greeting this news with glee: divorce lawyers. Together Lisa Marie and Michael are worth an estimated $300 million.