YET ANOTHER REASON YOU'LL NEVER COLLECT

The drain on the Social Security fund just got a little largertoday when a New Orleans court ruled that a girl who was conceived after her father's death via his stored frozen sperm is entitled to the father's Social Security benefits. The lawyer for the family said the decision, which may be appealed, could mean a $9,000 lump-sum payment and about $700 per month to the girl after that. Judge Elving Torres ruled that despite being born nearly a year after her father died, the girl is clearly her father's child and entitled to all benefits.