BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS?

Yes, it's true: Before leaving for a12-day Asia tripon Friday, First Lady Hillary Clinton made a five-minute satirical videotape featuring herchocolate-wielding debut on a park benchoutside the White House. The parody, which brought down the house at the Washington press corps' annual Gridiron dinner Saturday, features a cameo in which President Clinton takes her box of chocolates -- leaving her one piece -- and asks if she doesn't have some french fries to go with it. A drawling Mrs. Clinton also reveals that she once advised Jimmy Carter to give a speech about mayonnaise, but the former president misheard her and instead held forth on "malaise."