annoyance of after article by claiming that Obama's mother-in-law is practicing witchcraft in the White House is made fun of
article by is removed from Website that initially saw fit to post it
Bachmann, Rep. Michele
declaration by that "under no certain circumstances will I give the government control over my body and my health care decisions" is kind of funny coming from a rabid anti-choicer
presidential race will not be undertaken by unless call to run comes from God
Baucus, Sen. Max
observation by that protesters at health care conference came "with YouTubes"
Mikal Gilmore's definitive story about the break-up of
belief in is akin to believing in Santa Claus
desperation of is evidenced by cringe-worthy new segment called, "Just Sayin'"
fabulous story is told by about how protesters at town hall meetings are nothing new "This has been going on forever. When I did my town hall meetings, I'll never forget one back in the '80s on health care, by the way. They brought in quadriplegics on gurneys and dumped them on the floor in front of my podium" except, sadly, the tale seems not to be, you know, true
giggle-inducing demand by to see Obama's "gift certificate"
terpsichorean talents of are to be televised
mistress of, with child of, is moving into the neighborhood of, to the dismay of wife of, who nonetheless insists to Larry King that "everything seems to be going pretty smoothly at my house" and even smiles through the ghoulish host's questions about her cancer ("You're stage four, though, right?")
Ensign, Sen. John
explanation by that illicit affair of wasn't as bad as Bill Clinton's dalliance with Monica Lewinsky because Clinton "committed perjury" while "I haven't done anything legally wrong"
unusual Emmy campaign is launched by
LaRouchian fool is not suffered gladly by, and then the next morning Fox News doofus Steve Doocy fails to note that the protester was making Obama-Hitler comparisons and complains about the "downright rude[ness]" of
bad behavior from yet another cast member of
persecution complex of
mathematical prowess of
worshipful obituary of
scheduled birthday burial of is postponed by horrific father of
"tough times" of
inexplicable compassionate release of
underpublicized commencement of third season of
Megan Wants a Millionaire
contestant on is charged with murdering his wife and stuffing her mutilated body in a suitcase
not-so-worshipful obituary the headline has the word "pugnacious" of
Obama, President Barack
a dozen people show up at Phoenix event of brandishing guns including someone who says he's carrying a semi-automatic assault rifle "because I can do it. In Arizona, I still have some freedoms" and the Secret Service just shrugs
report on bipolarity of
poll conducted by is headlined, "39% Blame Obama Policies for Bad Economy," though the bigger story would seem to be that a rather larger number 55% blame Bush
admission by now that there's a book to sell that Bush's raising the security alert just before the 2004 election was politically motivated
results of gender test taken by won't be known for weeks, but surely there's a faster way to find out
prison life seems not to agree with
chairmen of acknowledge suckiness of movies made by
woman's house is mistakenly auctioned off by
Wurzelbacher, Samuel "Joe the Plumber"
appearance of at right-wing blogger conference features boast by that Nancy Pelosi is the kind of person "I usually took behind the woodshed and just beat the livin' tar out of"
lack of vision of is noted