placement of on administrative leave by the Boston Police Department leads to assertion by that "I am not a racist. I did not intend any racial bigotry, harm or prejudice," leaving observers to ponder the actual intention of when mass e-mail was sent by describing Henry Louis Gates Jr. as a "banana-eating jungle monkey" a phrase acknowledged by as a "poor choice of words"
pondering by observers can stop, as attorney for explains that intention of was not "to malign [Gates] racially" but was merely "a characterization of the actions of that man"
Obama is doltishly called a "racist" with "a deep-seated hatred for white people" by
much ado about
exposed butt of
description of by Stephen Colbert as "decent, old-fashioned Americans who just want to overturn a democratic election"
desperate need of to cast Obama presidency as illegitimate
imbecility of is so blatant that even the far right is denouncing
America is deemed "less safe" by now that Palin is "no longer keeping an eye on Russia"
campaign by for adulterer David Vitter's Senate seat suffers setback with arrest of for battering husband after becoming "upset because the way the laundry had been done"
excessively salt-laden meals served by result in lawsuit against
disingenuous defense of by CNN president Jonathan Klein
obituary of praises performance in Dawn of the Dead as "one of the most convincing zombies of the bunch"
doctor who administered fatal injection of propofol to because, come on, how's a person supposed to fall asleep without an anesthetic drip? is a candidate for a manslaughter charge
missing nose of
rabbi friend of once asked Katie Couric if she was available to go on a date with
signers of online petitions calling for Nobel Peace Prize nomination for seem destined to be disappointed
Obama is called "arrogant" by, which is hilarious because, you know, there are those who'd say his predecessor was the walking scratch that, strutting embodiment of that particular adjective
terrifying arms of
opportunity is provided by for all of us to thank husband of for gifting us with Sarah Palin, though it's unclear if your message will be delivered unless you also give him money
guffaw-inducing proposal is seriously made by
scalding water is poured over genitals of unhappily surprised ("I didn't anticipate this at all") sleeping husband by
bill banning a beloved pastime of shooting defenseless animals from aircraft is introduced in the Senate
Clear Channel is not interested in syndicating a radio show hosted by, so we may never get to hear blithering twaddle like this
demagoguery of is noted by Carl Bernstein and Maureen Dowd
hated reporters are told by that "our troops are willing to die for you" so "how 'bout ya quit makin' things up" in honor of the American soldiers so grotesquely exploited by
quitting speech of is ridiculed by Stephen Colbert and Jon Stewart and William Shatner and this blogger, and that blogger, and this other blogger, but maybe everyone's just being super mean for no reason and you should see the whole thing here, or read the transcript here, and decide for yourself
assessment of Twitter as "gay" by
claims of lack of involvement in firings of federal prosecutors turn out to be, according to newly obtained emails ... well, let's call them "misleading" for now and wait for Justice Department attorneys to weigh in
regrets of for accidentally omitting from last week's index David Gregory's nauseating e-mail begging Mark Sanford to come on Meet the Press, the show that "allows you to frame the conversation how you really want to"
study finds that cancer is caused by
texting truck drivers
study finds that collision risk of is 23 times greater than that of non-texting truck drivers
closing arguments of in bribery trial of former Rep. William Jefferson suggest that client of has been punished enough by losing his seat and becoming "the object of a national joke about money in the freezer," and besides, everyone in Congress is corrupt so isn't it a little unfair to single out this one guy just because his illegal demands for money were caught on tape?
arrest of in 2007 for buggering a horse is followed two years later by arrest of for videotaped buggering of the same horse
Voinovich, Sen. George
blame for the downfall of the Republican party "We got too many Jim DeMints and Tom Coburns. It's the southerners" is placed by