AIG Financial Products
name of is changed to AIU Holdings, Ltd, as if that will in any way minimize public loathing of
Andy Richter Controls the Universe
DVD of is finally available
Bachmann, Rep. Michele
desire of for Minnesotans to be "armed and dangerous on this issue of the energy tax because we need to fight back" is expressed by
legislation is proposed by to retain the dollar as U.S. currency in the face of not even the most infinitesimal suggestion from anyone to replace it with anything else
Blender
folding of
Boehner, Rep. John
"alternative budget" devoid of any numbers beyond a gargantuan tax cut for, yes, the wealthy is presented by
Bruce, Tammy
Michelle Obama is called "trash" by
Centers for Disease Control and Prevention
annual average of 86,629 emergency room visits as a result of falls caused by pets or pet-related objects is reported by
Cheney, Dick
fervent desire by House Republicans for the shutting up already of
CNN
report about a Florida 15-year-old emitting a stinky fart on a school bus is considered news by
Crespo, Elvis
response to claims by female seatmate of that in-flight masturbation was engaged in by en route to Miami from Houston "I don't recall doing that" is offered by
DeSantis, Jake
self is distanced from AIG by
Frank, Rep. Barney
Antonin Scalia is referred to as "that homophobe" by
Jindal, Gov. Bobby
anti-volcano-monitoring stance of looks even stupider after repeated eruptions of Alaska's Mount Redoubt
KXNO
profanity-drenched argument between two sports broadcasters is inadvertently broadcast by
Lauer, Matt
bicycle of is flown off of by, resulting in separated shoulder of, after encounter of with unexpected deer
Letterman, David
wedding of is announced by
Medicaid
unawareness of Texas state Rep. Gary Elkins a duly elected official as to, well, what it even is
Monserrate, Hiram
indictment of on six domestic assault charges in connection with slashing by of girlfriend's face with broken glass
Moten, Donald
accusations against that, during tenure of as Dallas high school principal, feuding students were sent by to settle things via bare-knuckle fistfights in steel cages, are denied by
Obama, President Barack
laughter of during 60 Minutes interview somehow manages to become a big news story
opinion of that Geithner is doing a heck of a job
use of teleprompter at press conference by somehow manages to become a big news story
Onion, The
too-slow pace of everything is noted by
O'Reilly, Bill
producer for is sent by to ambush blogger who dared to be critical of
Palin, Gov. Sarah
continuing complaints about ethics of lead to incurring of more than $500,000 in legal bills by
inability of to find someone on the McCain campaign worthy of sharing a prayer with
Pattinson, Robert
reeking of
snark
New York Times wants all of its blogs to avoid "any hint of"
Specter, Sen. Arlen
labor vote is forfeited by
Steele, Michael
possibility of presidential race by if approval of God is perceived by
Zucker, Jeff
bleak assessment "I don't think we'll ever be able to say, 'NBC is Number One in prime time" of future of network led by is offered by