Adams, Sam
discussion by of four-year-old relationship of with sublimely named teenage intern Beau Breedlove
Bale, Christian
control is lost by on set of Terminator 4
loss of control by is remixed
Blagojevich, Rod
refusal by to go away, for God's sake, just go away
Card, Andrew
horror of at Obama's failure to comprehend the urgency of a strict White House dress code
Carter, Carol
forwarding of e-mail to fellow Florida Republicans by ("How can 2,000,000 blacks get into Washington, DC in 1 day in sub zero temps when 200,000 couldn't get out of New Orleans in 85 degree temps with four days notice?") leads to resignation from state office by
Cheney, Dick
continuing ominous growling of
The Onion imagines appropriate humiliation for
Daschle, Tom
1986 campaign ad by mocking the "BMWs and limos" driven by the powerful in Washington is now hilarious
Obama was informed of tax problems of in less-than-timely manner by
DMX
90-day jail sentence of
Fairey, Shepard
efforts of Associated Pressafter year-late realization that iconic Obama image designed by was based on an AP phototo squeeze some money out of
groundhog
hand of New York mayor Michael Bloomberg is bitten by
Sue Simmons does impression of
James, Etta
Beyonce and Obama are dissed by
King, Stephen
Stephenie Meyer's writing is not appreciated by
Madoff, Bernard
complete list of bilked clients of
mosquitos
release of into the audience at TED conference by Bill Gates because "not only poor people should experience this"
Obama, Barack
half-brother of wastes no time joining the ranks of embarrassing White House sibs (e.g. Billy Carter, Roger Clinton, Neil Bush) by getting busted in Nairobi for marijuana possession
news anchors are serially told "I screwed up" by
policy of to curtail exorbitant rewards for grotesque failure
sudden attempt by journalist Robert Feuereisen to get autograph of during signing ceremony by is thwarted by Secret Service agents trained to prevent unexpected approaches to
Palin, Bristol
various silly explanations for origin of first name of are offered by eternally truth-bending mother of
Phelps, Michael
water-assisted inhalation of marijuana by
raccoons
invasion of White House grounds by
Republican party
black leadership bandwagon is climbed on by
Scalia, Antonin
college student is scolded by for asking question insufficiently idolatrous of
snakes
discovery of enormous 40-foot-long fossils of
Springsteen, Bruce
acknowledgement by that deal giving exclusivity on greatest hits CD to labor-unfriendly Wal-Mart was, well, idiotic
crotch-first slide into camera of during Super Bowl performance by
Stein, Ben
withdrawal of as University of Vermont commencement speaker due to extreme unpopularity of among would-be listeners contemptuous of anti-science views of
Thatcher, Carol
firing of by BBC after black tennis player is referred to by as a "golliwog"
Williamson, Bishop Richard
skepticism about the Holocaustand especially about the existence of gas chambersof
Wurzelbacher, Samuel Joseph
refusal by to go away, for God's sake, just go away