Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich
Armey, Dick
• delight of at not being married to—and therefore not having to endure the "prattle" of—Salon editor-in-chief Joan Walsh is spontaneously expressed by
Blagojevich, Rod
• ranks of the unemployed are predictably joined by
Bush, George H. W.
• disinclination of to have sex with "one of the ugliest, angriest women I've ever seen" is recalled by
Catalanello, Robert
• lawsuit is filed against by man who claims to have been fired by after being labeled by as "a vegetarian homo"
Gingrey, Phil
• well-deserved criticism of Rush Limbaugh is offered by
• well-deserved criticism of Rush Limbaugh is quickly apologized for by
Grassley, Charles
• concerns of about pornography as economy collapses
Haggard, Ted
• ongoing struggle with sexual identity issues of is once again paraded across the nation's TV screens by
Joel, Billy
• not precisely an ode to
Kristol, Bill
• firing of by New York Times is bizarrely followed by hiring of by Washington Post
Kyl, Jon
• Republican strategy of rooting for Obama's stimulus package to fail in order to be able to triumphantly crow "we told you so" is revealed by
Madoff, Bernard
• hideous suffering of
mail
• possibility of no delivery of on Saturdays, or maybe Tuesdays
Morris, Errol
• photo editors are invited by to present key images from the George W. Bush era, with the stunning final three (by Reuters' Jim Bourg)—do scroll down!—hinting at the possibility that he at last has some glimmer of the miserable hash he made of, well, everything
Myers, Dee Dee
• Obama is deemed "the most famous living person in the history of the world" by
Nightline
• rumors of Kimmelization of time slot of
Obama, Barack
• effort of to shame the shameless
• lack of enthusiasm of al-Qaeda for
Obama, Michelle
• skepticism of at claims of company marketing "Sweet Sasha" and "Marvelous Malia" dolls that said dolls were certainly not based on daughters of named Sasha and Malia
octuplets
• birth of to parents of six children doubles population of family
Pence, Mike
• Rush Limbaugh is gushed about like a smitten schoolgirl by
PETA
• shock of that Super Bowl ad for—featuring women lasciviously rubbing bodies with various vegetables—is rejected by NBC
Pop, Iggy
• car insurance is hawked by
Rocker, John
• disparagement of Jews by
Rove, Karl
• overfed self compared to whale by
Saltsman, Chip
• withdrawal of from race for chairmanship of the Republican National Committee after holiday CD distributed by—featuring the songs "Barack the Magic Negro" and "The Star Spanglish Banner"—was widely seen as unhilarious
Simpson, Bart
• invitation to Scientology event is extended by robo-call by voice of
Simpson, Jessica
• media attention to weight gain of is decried by sister of
Social Science Quarterly
• study in March issue of posits that more crimes are committed by teens with weird first names
Starbucks
• ubiquity of continues to decline
Thriller
• Broadway stage production of is threatened by John Landis lawsuit against Michael Jackson
Updike, John
• passing of
Washington Times
• marketing of Bush collectibles by
Woodward, Bob
• prediction by about Obama administration calls for more nanny- and household tax-related scandals