repeated declarations of intention to "fight" by are accompanied by repeated declarations of having "done nothing wrong" by
Bush, George W.
pardon given to son of major contributor to Republican party by is taken back the next day by
refusal of thrower of shoe at to ever apologize to, even as his brother says "if they cut him into small pieces"
surge in popularity of model of shoe thrown at
Connell, Michael L.
conspiracy theories abound concerning death of
description of in Associated Press review of Valkyrie as "distractingly bad"
new murder trial is demanded by on account of two of the convicting jurors having had sex while sequestered
2009 Super Bowl ad will not be purchased by
front door of mansion of is carelessly left open by because really, what does anything matter, really? allowing thief to stroll in and steal $2 million worth of jewelry from
arrest of turns out to have been for oxycontin or "coffee," as it was referred to in incriminating text messages of despite widespread assumption that it was for meth
diminishment of inevitability of appointment to Senate of
assault charges against for smashing broken glass in the face of girlfriend of threaten timely swearing-in as state senator of
plans of to be sworn in using the same Bible that surprise! Lincoln used
report by transition team of clears said transition team of Blagojevich-related improprieties
Bizarro-world perception of that too few campaign interviews were given by, as opposed to the rather more widely-held view that the too many that were given by were disastrous
campaign phone calls to from George H. W. Bush went unreturned by
2009 calendar full of photos of
New York Times assignment of blame to Bush for mortgage crisis provokes statements of displeasure by
Screen Actors Guild
authorization to strike during economic recession may not be sought by
huge increase in number of arrests for
breast milk of is described as "soury" and "weird" by husband of
admission by that Bush Administration officials "forgot" that people needed to be able to afford the homes they owned