Al-Qaeda
perceived "pro-Obama press coverage is decried by
America
debate about center-rightness of
Biggs, Abraham
excessive intake of drugs by leads to death of, live on the Internet
Bush, Barbara
hospitalization of prompts newspaper reference to as years-long "sunny presence in American life" despite the difficulty of coming up with examples, or even one example, of storied sunniness
hospitalization of prompts snarky Website to observe that she's 83 "and has not looked a day over it since 1980"
Bush, George W.
invitation to Hanukkah party at the home of features the image of, not a menorah or dreidl, but rather a Clydesdale horse hauling a Christmas tree toward White House
poisoner of three American bald eagles is pardoned by
possible intake of alcoholic beverage by
prediction is made by that perks like Air Force One and White House cooking will be missed by
turkey is pardoned by with no subsequent scenes of turkey carnage
Chambliss, Saxby
unwanted questions to about ties to scandal-plagued sugar company lead to placement of hand over camera lens by
Coulter, Ann
broken jaw of requires wiring shut of mouth of
Cutler, Jessica
engagement of to man whose initial encounter with "is sort of a blur" because "I was so wasted"
dollars
U.S. government's seemingly inexhaustible supply of hundreds of billions of
Edwards, Mickey
Congressional investigation of Bush administration lawlessness is urged by
George, Boy
trial of for allegedly manacling a male escort to bedroom wall and beating him with a chain
Guns N' Roses
17-years-in-the-making new album by is critiqued as "overwhelmed by countless layers of studio diddling and a tone of curdled self-pity"
Hilton, Paris
booing of by fellow Hollywood nightclub patrons
Houghton Mifflin Harcourt
disinclination of to acquire new books to publish is announced by
Majorski, Mario
folly of approaching an armed guard at Scientology Celebrity Centre while wielding a samurai sword in each hand is learned the hardest possible way by
McCain, John
continued unwillingness of to admit that choice of Palin by was, in effect, giving America the finger
McCartney, Paul
eagerness of to sing "Michelle" to Mrs. Obama
National Review
hilarious subscription appeal by
Obama, Barack
enthusiasm for phrase "hit the ground running" of
enthusiasm for phrase "there is only one President at a time" of
record for number of press conferences held by a President-elect is broken by with eight weeks to go
O'Donnell, Rosie
hopes of for revival of variety show format are dashed by intense lack of audience interest in
Osservatore Romano
John Lennon is at last forgiven by for 42-year-old observation about the popularity of his band relative to that of Jesus
Palin, Sarah
gratitude is expressed to by something called the Our Country Deserves Better PAC
notion of as future Republican presidential nominee makes Governor Mark Sanford (R-SC) laugh
Simpson, Ashlee
newborn son is named Bronx Mowgli by
Thompson, Fred
abandonment of politics and re-embrace of "acting" (i.e. playing himself in front of a camera) is announced by
Updike, John
lifetime achievement award for writing bad sex scenes is won by
Winehouse, Amy
latest hospitalization of
sordid sex life of