Auto Industry
•failure of leaders of to convince Congress to give lots of money to
Bush, George W.
•world leaders demonstrate not the slightest interest in shaking the hand of
Cheney, Dick
•public is given the pleasure, however ultimately empty, of seeing name of — and name of Alberto Gonzales — in headlines also containing the word "indictment"
Clinton, Hillary
•Kissinger approves of nomination as secretary of state of
Cruise, Suri
•Forbes.com's annual "Hollywood's 10 Hottest Tots" list is topped by
Dupre, Ashley Alexandra
• prostitution-free future of is envisioned by
Edwards, John
• comeback efforts of are deemed premature by former aides to
Hill, E.D.
• unrenewed Fox News contract of
Kristol, Bill
•reasons for removal of from New York Times op-ed page
Lieberman, Joseph
•retention of committee chairmanship of is wussily allowed by Democrats despite lack of apology by
Lohan, Lindsay
• flour shower of
Love, Courtney
•blog blatherings of
McCain, John
•newfound free time of is spent suing Jackson Browne by
McConnell, Mitch
• injured feelings of
McInturff, Bill
•Republican consultant Frank Luntz is called "a moron" by
Musgrave, Marilyn
•defeat of goes unacknowledged — if acknowledging it means having the simple courtesy to call her opponent and concede — by
National Review
•threat to intellectual reputation of
Obama, Barack
•cigarettes maybe not given up after all by
•end of brief Senate career of
• leakage to press by aides of
•potential of inauguration of to become the biggest event in the history of the world
•relentless use of complete sentences by
Obama, Michelle
•ode to butt of
O'Donnell, Rosie
•inability of to stop rehashing experience on The View of
O'Reilly, Bill
•loathing for San Francisco of
Palin, Sarah
•Huckabee's envy of
• turkeys are slaughtered in background as TV interview is merrily given by
People
• "scratch-n-sniff" section accompanies "SEXIEST MAN ALIVE!" feature in latest issue of
Plumber, Joe the
•book deal is signed by
•Web site is launched by
Republican Party
• record-breaking unpopularity of
•religion is blamed for record-breaking unpopularity of
Robbins, Tim
•voting problems of turn out to have been caused by self
Stafford, James Francis Cardinal
•Obama is called "aggressive, disruptive and apocalyptic" by
•Obama's "clenched jaw" is repeatedly noted by
Stevens, Ted
•Palin's Senate career is mercifully delayed by defeat of
Stone, Roger
•actions of that helped to make George W. Bush President are regretted by