Biden, Joe
is called "Joe the Biden" by McCain
Clinton, Bill
stage is finally shared with Obama by
Cowart, Daniel and Paul Schlesselman
plans of to "drive their vehicle as fast as they could toward Obama shooting at him from the windows" while wearing white tuxedos and top hats are thwarted
Dole, Elizabeth
desperation of, as evidenced by grotesque ad attacking her opponent for being "godless"
Eagleburger, Lawrence
Palin is pronounced unready to take over the presidency by
Edwards, Elizabeth
wedding ringlessness of
Effigies
of Obama hanging from noose
of Obama with butcher knife through his neck
of Palin hanging from noose
Hagan, Kay
Dole is smacked upside the head by
Holtz-Eakin, Douglas
McCain's health plan is called inferior to what currently exists by
Hunter, Duncan
Obama's teeth are admired by
Kyl, Jon
lack of confidence in McCain victory is expressed by
Lewis, Jerry
cricket is called a "fag game" by
Lieberman, Joe
the assurance that McCain "will live to 85 at least" is offered by
sucking up to Obama is commenced by
McCain, John
amusing song about
another amusing song about
four thousand kids from local schools are bussed in to make Ohio rally of seem more crowded
George Shultz's name is forgotten, and then, finally, remembered by
newspaper endorsements
map of
Obama, Barack
endorsement of Anchorage Daily News is received by
McCain's similarity to Bush is observed by
unavoidability of ads for
The Onion
something very funny appears on front page of
Palin, Sarah
annoyance with Couric's questions is brought up yet again by
fruit fly research one of the foundations of genetics is idiotically mocked as wasteful pork ("I kid you not!") in first policy speech by
hockey player is injured after tripping on carpet laid down on ice for
refusal of to call abortion clinic bombers terrorists
Plumber, Joe the
career in country music is considered by
McCain is surprised "Joe's with us today. Joe, where are you? Where is Joe? Is Joe here with us today? Joe, I thought you were here today" by absence of
publicist is hired by
a vote for Obama is called a vote for "the death of Israel" by
Republican Party
imminent factionalization of
Schuller, Robert
son is ousted from TV ministry of
Stevens, Ted
refusal of to withdraw from Senate race after being found guilty of seven felony corruption charges
Todd, Ashley
admission of that there was no attack by a black man and that backwards B was cut into cheek by self
Tucker
propensity of insufferable people to bear the name is noted
Unnamed McCain aide(s)
Palin is called a "diva" with no "relationships of trust with any of us, her family or anyone else" by
Palin is called "a whack job" by
Palin is described as "going rogue" by
West, Barbara
Biden is asked, "How is Senator Obama not being a Marxist if he intends to spread the wealth around" by
Biden responds incredulously "Are you joking? Is this a joke?" to