Batman
•Obscenities printed in latest issue of comic book about
Baum, Carolyn
•pundit tells Fox News Clinton voters won't vote for Palin just because "she has tits"
•McCain is told to his face that two of his ads "are lies" by
Biden, Joe
•suggests that Hillary Clinton "might have been a better pick than me"
Bush, George W.
• cake not publicly consumed during Hurricane Ike by
•fundraising trip cancelled by in order to "closely monitor the situation in our
financial markets"
•ridiculously brief statement on economic crisis read by, then podium instantly turned away from by
Fiorina, Carly
• calls Tina Fey's Palin impression "disrespectful" and "sexist"
•compounds gaffe that would-be U.S. vice president Palin doesn't have
experience to run a major company by adding that would-be U.S. president McCain doesn't have it either
•likelihood of future appearances of on McCain's behalf is seriously diminished
Foley, Mark
• charges related to lurid IM exchanges with young male pages unlikely to be
filed against
Hagel, Chuck
• says of Palin, "I think it's a stretch to, in any way, to say that she's got the
experience to be president of the United States"
•says of Palin's shills, "I think they ought to be just honest about it and stop
the nonsense about, 'I look out my window and I see Russia and so therefore I know something about Russia.' That kind of thing is insulting to the American people"
Holtz-Eakin, Douglas
• claim that McCain "helped create" the Blackberry — by virtue of having been
on the Senate Commerce Committee that oversees the telecommunications industry - seriously made by
Kristol, William
• self preposterously portrayed as anti-establishment by
McCain, Cindy
• says hosts of The View "picked our bones clean"
McCain, John
• asserts, amidst upheaval at Lehman Brothers and Merrill Lynch and the stock
market's worst day in seven years, that "the fundamentals of our economy are strong"
•concedes, an hour after asserting that "the fundamentals of our economy are
strong," that "the American economy is in a crisis — in a crisis!"
•concedes Obama didn't call Palin a "pig" while defending his ad implying
Obama called Palin a "pig"
•confusion about Spain of
•declares, inaccurately, that Palin took no earmarks as govenor of Alaska
•regulation, after decades of opposition to, unconvincingly embraced by
•says as President he'd fire chairman of SEC, though president has no such
right
• 2000 doctors demand release of health records of
Obama, Barack
• cojones finally discovered by
•Lohan's public offer of support spurned by
O'Neal, Redmond
• arrested along with father for possession of methamphetamine
O'Neal, Ryan
• arrested along with son for possession of methamphetamine
Palin, Sarah
•calls Obama's mocking of McCain's assessment of economy "an unfair attack
on the verbiage that Senator McCain chose to use"
• explains that she actually fired Walt Monegan because he was trying to get
more money to combat sexual assault crimes
• "Palin and McCain administration" referred to by
• tanning bed installed in governor's mansion by
• "visit" to Iraq by revealed to have extended one-quarter mile across border
with Kuwait
Perino, Dana
• cites Bush quote "I will be making the decisions" to refute Woodward charge
that he was detached from Iraq war management
de Rothschild, Lynn Forester
• own position in life as member of wealthy banking family fails to prevent
attacks on Obama as "elitist" by
Rove, Karl
• McCain's ads assessed by as having gone "one step too far, and sort of
attributing to Obama things that are, you know, beyond the 100 percent truth test"
Saturday Night Live
• antithetical-to-comedy notion that sketches need to be "fair and evenhanded"
espoused by head writer of
Wall Street
• comeuppance of
Winehouse, Amy
• own 25th birthday party not attended by