Don't I Know You From Somewhere?

Its 3 a.m. in Geneva, and the hotel heating is making Hillary Clinton thirsty. She slips out of her room and heads down to the ice machine. A tall, broad-shouldered man is filling his own ice bucket. He turns as she approaches, and in their first moment of shocked mutual recognition, the First Lady realizes this is an encounter that could make all that messy Whitewater business be forever forgotten....

Fidel Castro is in Geneva to address international health and trade conferences, and -- wouldnt you know it -- he just happens to be staying at the same hotel as Mrs. Clinton. "Everyone is in their own place and it works very well," the director of the Intercontinental Hotel told AP. But those looking for a historic thaw should keep an eye on the ice machine.