Chairman of the Boards

"The truth: As far as we, his family know, at the present time there is no cancer anywhere in Frank's body, and he is not in need of surgery of any kind. It's still difficult to understand why the media continue to pass along erroneous stories that frighten people."

That response to published reports that Ol' Blue Eyes is dying of bladder cancer was no press release; that was Sinatra on the Web. At Sinatra's own web site, you can learn how the king of the swingers is doing these days, right from the horse's (or horse's head's) mouth. You can also enter monthly contests, order daughter Nancy's new album and read other terse responses to reports about Sinatra's condition, past and present. Any questions? You can't e-mail him, but you can sign the guestbook. The family promises to read it to him. Really.