1. Dick Cheney announced that he might need to:
a) "Put a stop to this T-ball crap" b) Have more heart surgery c) Return his 2002 XFL season tickets d) Switch to I-Can't-Believe-It's Not-Lard
2. This photo proves that:
a) Nobody messes with Eeyore and lives to tell the tale b) Honey addiction will land you in the gutter c) Bangkok is cracking down on counterfeiting d) Asia hates Pooh
3. To make up a $3 billion deficit, the post office will:
a) Raise postcard rates by 1[cent] b) Issue Legends of Porn stamp series c) "Go postal" on Fed-Ex...
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