News Quiz May 14, 2001

1. George W. Bush officially celebrated Cinco de Mayo:

a) on May 4 b) by executing five Mexicans c) by making Karl Rove eat five jars of Hellmann's d) by granting Mexico independence

2. After drawing their millionth visitor to the National Zoo, these pandas:

a) climbed a tree b) escaped from Jimmy, the Bamboo Stealing Keeper c) posed for the saucy new World Wildlife Fund logo

3. Two pages of the budget were missing because:

a) Cheney ripped out Bush's "Sons of Presidents" deduction b) someone forgot to photocopy them c) of the Lott-Daschle paper-football match...

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