Log On A Drive-In Movie

Top directors make spiffy films for the Internet--and the real hero is a German luxury sedan

An old man carrying a load of priceless jewels must escape some thieves with a fast car and heavy artillery. The next little Buddha must reach his lamasery with his aura intact. A film actor on location needs to know if his woman is cheating on him. An incriminating photo has to be smuggled out of a nation in civil war. The planet's bitchiest rock star--yes, Madonna!--needs a speedy comeuppance. Five tough assignments; zero sweat. Because the man at the wheel of each endangered vehicle is a chauffeur for all reasons...the Hire.

He's the star of five new films by...

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