1. Alaska is putting poetry on beer bottles:
a) because pick-up lines used by men in bars rarely work b) to encourage bottle returns c) because Jewel's verse is more tolerable when you're drunk d) to spur interest in poetry
2. This man is protesting:
a) bad dental work b) the Summit of the Americas meeting in Quebec City c) rumored plans for release of The Blair Witch Project III d) ballpoint pens that leak when you chew on them
3. A new study has found that people with tattoos are more likely to:
a) be married to Pamela...