1. Israeli PM Ariel Sharon had the lights in his home turned off because:
a) that's how his girlfriend likes it b) of his new glow-in-the-dark stars c) he didn't pay his electricity bill d) of Barak's energy deregulation plan
2. In this picture:
a) stupid Billy Bob thought it was a couples cross burning b) Spanish penitents parade on Good Friday c) we see that the Grand Wizard got her job for more than just her hatred
3. Abercrombie & Fitch pulled its catalog from Utah because:
a) it's got nudity b) Book of Mormon forbids "fitching" c) IOC kickbacks...