Through The E-Mail Looking Glass

Someone is e-mailing something mean about you right now. And you are lucky you don't know about it. Trust me. You see, two years ago, VH1 asked me to come up with an idea for an animated sitcom. I did, and for two years they have pretended they were going to make it. It was all going quite well until last week, when I got an e-mail from Lauren Zalaznick, senior vice president of original programming at VH1. She was forwarding notes she had written on the eighth version of my script, most of which were smart and helpful. It also...

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