Safety Is for Sissies

If the Bush team really had its way with those pesky regulations...

Critics say the Bush Administration has been recklessly reversing Clinton-era policies to pay back corporate benefactors and mollify right-wing ideologues. In fact, just this week...

[Dick Cheney] Here are those school-lunch regulations our friends at the Suspect Meat Council wanted you to take a look at, the ones about salmonella testing...

[George W. Bush] Are we going too far? I mean, feeding kids salmonella--isn't that an endangered species or something?

[Dick Cheney] I'd explain, but I've got a 2 o'clock with the Chokeable Toys Round Table. Just sign here...

They did change their minds on that one. Maybe there's more going...

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