News Quiz Apr. 9, 2001

1. The Wind Done Gone is:

a) Gone With the Wind from a black point of view b) a Chinese proverb about flatulence c) the next America's Cup loser's excuse d) fourth at the Belmont

2. Why is this man smiling?

a) the hibachi is already fired up b) he won 7th inning "Guess the pigeon's sex" contest c) he's making $150 million a year d) Randy Johnson killed this dove with an errant fastball

3. President Bush mocked himself Thursday night by thanking journalists for their:

a) "attendancy" b) "horspitality" c) "accuramacy" d) overlooking the whole cocaine thing during the...

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