1. During L.A.'s rolling blackout:
a) the studio audience of The Fighting Fitzgeralds snuck out b) the L.A.P.D. beat up motorists with Day-Glo nightsticks c) someone groped Jerry Stiller d) cars crashed
2. This picture demonstrates:
a) How long it takes trends to reach Ostrich City b) Ostrich-pecking prevention c) Kraft's Easy-Open Ostrich[TM] d) That ostriches bury their heads in piles of pacifiers
3. Federal agents seized a second flock of Vermont sheep because:
a) They still couldn't sleep after counting the first flock b) Sheep may have mad-cow disease c) Horses too heavy d) They had extra mint jelly...