1. After Dick Cheney's angioplasty, George W. Bush said,
a) "I'm in charge here" b) "The smart money's still on Strom Thurmond" c) "I don't think he needs to cut back on work"
2. New York Mets' outfielder Benny Agbayani:
a) could use a bigger cup b) is at spring training in Florida c) didn't keep his eye on the ball d) has been traded to the Miami Castrati
3. What lyric was added to the Russian national anthem?
a) "You're unique in the world" b) "And this bird you cannot change" c) "I'm Vlad Putin, yes, I'm the real Putin"...