1. A Washington police officer filed an injury claim for $57,000 because:
a) an African-American speeder wouldn't sit still and be beaten b) $58,000 seemed a little high c) other cops call him "Li'l Sipowicz" d) his gun holster caused hip pain
2. George W. Bush:
a) has the worst breath in K-5 b) is the boy who eats paste in The Boy Who Eats Paste c) is visiting a school in Tennessee d) smoked Timmy on the "Who's the President?" question
3. The XFL is giving advertisers free airtime because:
a) paying the advertisers was too costly b) ratings are...
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