1. A man who married his TV:
a) Wishes she weren't a flat screen b) Promised "to love, honor and obey" it c) Wooed it by deftly using the remote d) Is keeping one eye on his tomcattin' VCR
2. Walter Cronkite is:
a) The Sweetheart Swindler of Century Village b) The most respected newsman in Scooterville c) Riding a scooter set to be auctioned d) Positive Brinkley is in the sidecar
3. D.A.R.E.'s new antidrug program emphasizes:
a) Avoiding Andy Dick b) Questioning preconceived ideas about drug use c) Getting high on geometry d) Porn and shoplifting
4. An...
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