News Quiz Feb. 26, 2001

1. A man who married his TV:

a) Wishes she weren't a flat screen b) Promised "to love, honor and obey" it c) Wooed it by deftly using the remote d) Is keeping one eye on his tomcattin' VCR

2. Walter Cronkite is:

a) The Sweetheart Swindler of Century Village b) The most respected newsman in Scooterville c) Riding a scooter set to be auctioned d) Positive Brinkley is in the sidecar

3. D.A.R.E.'s new antidrug program emphasizes:

a) Avoiding Andy Dick b) Questioning preconceived ideas about drug use c) Getting high on geometry d) Porn and shoplifting

4. An...

Want the full story?

Subscribe Now

Subscribe
Subscribe

Get TIME the way you want it

  • One Week Digital Pass — $4.99
  • Monthly Pay-As-You-Go DIGITAL ACCESS$2.99
  • One Year ALL ACCESSJust $30!   Best Deal!
    Print Magazine + Digital Edition + Subscriber-only Content on TIME.com

Learn more about the benefits of being a TIME subscriber

If you are already a subscriber sign up — registration is free!