1. The world's oldest man celebrated his 112th birthday by:
a) Drinking a glass of red wine b) Praising his South Carolina constituents c) Ogling the Mary Todd Lincoln swimsuit calendar
2. The man pictured is:
a) Fishing in Russia's frozen Neva River b) Protecting himself from fish herpes c) Star of Boy in the Plastic Bubble II: Bubble-icious d) Benefiting from Russian HUD's new housing solution
3. Al Gore will teach a class at Columbia University called:
a) Covering National Affairs in the Information Age b) Getting Back at Cheating Crackers c) Dance and Movement d) The Myth of Global...